have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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