yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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