PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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