Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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