Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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