and i looked up. we had an audience...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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