You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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