Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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