Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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