Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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