i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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