either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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