So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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