I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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