we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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