i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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