but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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