i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
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If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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