So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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