and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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We just shotgunned beers for America
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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