i jhust puked up my retainher.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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