I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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