How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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