I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
