The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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