Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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