This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor