Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.