i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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