Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He shit in the fireplace
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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