Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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