you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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