bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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