i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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