69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Randomize
