Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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