Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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