How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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