I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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