A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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