She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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