Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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