Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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