I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You were trust falling into bushes
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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