Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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