And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
