You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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