Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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