im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science