If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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