He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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