I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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