It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I understand Curling. That high.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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