one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
it's great music for shaving your balls
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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